Beuty all around me

lazysparrow:

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

Bill Clinton shook my hand. My family gave him a book written by my grandfather. I also met Vanilla Ice’s daughter. I had no idea who he was. Still don’t.

That is all. 

antisociallysplendid:

punziepond:

punziepond:

shoes-are-for-poos:

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